Obama, Edwards, Carrot Top Tie Clinton for FL delegates!

(Cross-diaried at DailyKos)

Hot news! Even while Senator Clinton is literally on stage, claiming victory in the popular vote, we have truly stunning news on the *delegate* front.

Senators Obama and Edwards have tied Senator Clinton in the all-important delegate count, as has 90s icon and stand-up "comic," Carrot Top.

All have received the exact same total -- zero (out of a total of zero delagates at stake in Florida).

[Update]Breaking
In a further development of stunning stunningness, the following have also received the same number of delegates tonight as has Senator Clinton:

Chris Dodd, Joe Biden, Dennis Kucinich, Mean Joe Green, Alanis Morrisette, Anson Williams, you, Barry Manilow, the guy who played Joe Izuzu, Cher, the boxer guy that Rocky fought in the last movie, Burt from Burt's Bees, Ben and Jerry, Right Said Fred, Fred Armisen, the guy you last bought cold cuts from, that dude who stared a little at you a little too long at the gym, Mini Me, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Gopher... and 300 million other Americans...

Truly stunning! Wow!